tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-199143242012-01-28T19:26:21.465-08:00:: THIS BLOG IS CRAP :: <br><br> don't expect much and don't say I didn't warn you.M@noreply@blogger.comBlogger361100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19914324.post-1166416195194744382006-12-17T20:29:00.000-08:002006-12-17T20:29:55.206-08:00

I'm here nowsee ya there!

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I know, I know... I haven't posted in ages. It's not that I don't care for you all *(though I'm sure I'm addressing an empty room at the moment)... it's just that I don't care about this blog at the moment.I'll get back into it when I find a better niche. and in my defese, I DID state that "this blog is crap"...

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A photo of earth as seen from the surface of Mars.I figured, if men are from Mars, wouldn't that be a GREAT vacation spot? Either way, it's cooler than Phoenix...

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may I submit EXHIBIT A:What kind of fucked up world do we live in where the LOW is 94˚? May I also note that it is not yet 10 am and the temperature is 94˚. In the time that it took to capture that image and write this post, it climbed to 99˚. I must publish this post before my computer melts.I would like to say that the lightening storms are phenominal!

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Whenever I was young and caught a cold, my mom, the RN - the Vietnam RN, the Standford Hospital ER nights RN, would basically lock me in my room and visit three times a day with medication.   She would keep my records in her head and update them as she would if she were doing rounds...   at home.  Like "rounds" from my room... to the living room.    It was lonely.  Being sick was never

M@noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19914324.post-1152734737305897352006-07-12T13:04:00.000-07:002006-07-12T13:05:37.323-07:00

Who know that your acid trip could potentially yield $15,000 on Ebay?

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The Homosexual Agenda8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his

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Federal judge rules that Utah "film sanitizers" who remove all objectionable sex, language, and violence are violating U.S. copyright laws. Customers surprised to find that the unedited version of Pulp Fiction is much longer than 16 minutes...Apparently, other films are causing a surprise:"3 days" was actually "9 1/2 weeks""Resevoir Dogs" was NOT, in fact, "101 Dalmations""Brokeback Mountain"

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http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/features/armaged.htm

M@noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19914324.post-1151004584920894672006-06-22T12:26:00.000-07:002006-06-22T12:29:44.980-07:00

Hitler or Coulter?You be the judge.I got 10 correct, mainly because Coulter doesn't use big words and I didn't figure her to be the type to use outdated words like "scourge"...  but the messages were pretty much the same. scary

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I guess we've all got it wrong, then...Mr Sawaguchi emerged as Jesus’s heir only in 1935, when a priest in Ibaraki discovered a document in ancient Japanese purporting to be Christ’s will. This document supposedly identifies Shingo as the location of the tombs of Jesus and Isukiri. The claim is widely believed. About 40,000 Japanese visit the site every year. Two years ago it was presented with a

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revenge is sweet... and slightly muskythought for the day; retribution and retaliation are cyclical and neverending until you end it yourself. (the cycle, that is)

M@noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19914324.post-1146760908639575652006-05-04T09:39:00.000-07:002006-05-04T09:41:48.706-07:00

World's oldest person celebrates 128th Birthday.  Spends time "asleep"... doesn't speak... "You're 128?  Well ya don't look it!....   of course, who would know, right?"

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I wonder what it would be like if Sesame Street did V for Vendetta?

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do I REALLY need to write something here?

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Steven Colbert's White House Correspondents Dinner Monologue:Just thought a topical laugh would be better for a Monday than a topical ointment or anesthetic.[excerpt]... Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go

M@noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19914324.post-1146250062657818202006-04-28T11:32:00.000-07:002006-04-28T11:50:45.320-07:00

We're beyond double standards now. Two families sue school system after reading book promoting free choice, equality, understanding and acceptance to 7-year olds. Screw the aspect of prepping them for the world to come.What pisses me off is that they are citing the rule that parents have to be notified of any sex-ed books read in class... BUT THIS IS NOT A SEX ED BOOK! This is just a book

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Welcome to CrazyTown! It's scientific: Films make you co crazy. In case there was any doubt that Mel Gibson went totally insane around about the time he made the highest grossing Snuff Film EVER, I submit exhibit A:Hidden as a single frame in the trailor for his new snuff film; Apocalypto *(which sound oddly like an X-Men character) is a photo of Mel looking not unlike Sadaam Hussein & the

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"women are adopting "an à la carte approach to women's rights and civil equality."While I agree with this, I think this article - interesting though it is - is somewhat off base.  Granted, it's written by a woman.But honestly;  I DO have a problem with the fact that I have been rebuffed for opening a door for a woman and then rebuffed for NOT opening the door for a woman.  Make up your mind!No

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« m » "Happy Easter!   Do you have any plans to celebrate the rebirth of Jesus, our lord and savior?"« p » "I'm gonna go to bed, get up, go back to bed and then get up.  You?« m » "I'm gonna watch "dawn of the dead".« p » "cool"

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Honestly, when will people learn?Do people think about these toys before making them? Crotch Trigger? Ass Plug? Cape? And seriously... You know at some point, there had to be a product meeting with all the Hasbro Account Execs sitting around a table talking about the new "Harry Potter Nimbus 2000" toy - and someone suggested making it vibrate... DID NO ONE MAKE THAT CONNECTION? DID NO

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I love it when the Japanese try to translate things... All in all - this didn't turn out so bad!The dad that knows that you will be disturbed 'cause that was always its girl But you should know since I am not a babyYou always me to taught straight of the injustice I need his aid, the dad is please strong that I can be youth of spirit But I know what I sayThe one you notified me all about The one

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As some of you know, I've been wanting to get a full-time job wherein I do not have to strip on the corporate pole just to get another freelance gig. Well, today I just signed a contract with the company that I've been working with, here in Phoenix *(actually Scottsdale) to be the Director of New Media for an annual sum that I'm very, VERY happy with. So, that's a SHITLOAD of stress off.

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I speak two languages fluently: English and American. Last week, the partners bought new seating for foyer. The chair; a cubic little deal made out of firm, smooth, poured foam and available in a range of colours is called "Pouf".Today they arrived and the cretive director, a devote Methodist, was extactic and exclaimed how "Finally we have a whole bunch of Poufs!""Thank God!" I replied. "Now

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I've always been of the belief that if you lose a friend, it means that you never really had that person as a friend in the first place. All my life I've fought against the commoditization of my soul. From a very early age, I've often been seen as a short list of adjectives: "creative", "gay". Whereas both of those things are a large part of who I am, it's not WHAT I am. To be 7 and have

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Now that I have cable TV again, I have come to know the beauty of movies whenever I want them.Over the weekend, as I was being domestic and doing housey stuff, I watched both Alexander and Troy. I know, I know... a day late and a dollar short. Let know one say I don't have my finger on the pulse of last year's zeitgeist.Downsides: The plot and the dialogue.Upsides: Colin Farrel's ass, balls

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Not that anyone reads this, but I needed to post something before the internet begins to reconsume this blog - like the forest folding itself over Palenque. There have been many changes in my life - which is par for the course. Flux is normal and invigorating at times. Terrifying at others, but exciting nonetheless. Life never takes the course that we plan or expect and if you let it, it will

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Yes, I WILL get to the rest of the Vegas trip... but for now I've been really, REALLY busy. Preview: M@ drunk at a bar. M@ drunk at another bar. M@ drunk walking 5 miles in the cold. M@ drunk in a casino. M@ drunk in the audience of a show. M@ drunk at another bar. Unthinkable event. M@ semi naked at KRAVE. sleep. M@ eating. M@ nursing hangover 117 stories above the pavement.

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« JV » "I've actually stopped reading your blog..."ok, I know I've lasped with the blogging. call me unmotivated... call me busy. I have a life. shoot me.But yes, I will return to it soon. Right now I'm working on a motion graphics piece to create a fantasy world for my website. I spend hundreds of hours painting various levels of a fantasy forest, 5 tableaus with trees, meadows, a castle

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«cabbie» "You've never been to Vegas?" he asked, in the way that one would ask an Oxford boarder to clarify whether or not he'd been to Walmart. «me» "No. This is my first time" I said, getting used to the shock in their voice and often having to explain that I've been on Mars.«cabbie» "Have you figured out this city yet? What it's all about?"«me» "Gambling?"«cabbie» "Of course not!

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OK, so I know I've been neglecting you all...Things have been busy and apparently I:1) am NOT able to bend the laws of physics, 2) I can NOT multiply time... only divide it3) there are apparently only 24 hours in a day... who knew?Blogging will commense shortly.

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bread is funny. but there staff is scary no jokes about "excellent service", or "crust" please.and then there's this which gives "pan dulce" a new meaning.

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why am I getting the Victoria's Secret catalogue in the mail? I have never purchased ANYthing from there by person, mail or otherwise... Unless Marilyn is using my credit to by panties which would make me vomit up my kidneys...But seriously... one or two was wierd, but now my boyfriend is starting to wonder. People are talking. "Honey... is there some part of your life you'd like to share?"

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I'm exhausted so this isn't going to be creative, nice or well-written... I'd skip it totally if I were you.. . . . . . . . . . . . .Last night we went to the Christmas party for that OTHER Hollywood awards institution; not the Oscars but that "other" one... - yes, I'm not saying the name that rhymes with Bolden Bodes because they like to google. Anywho; we designed the invitation so for the

M@noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19914324.post-1134732991903498082005-12-16T03:11:00.000-08:002005-12-16T03:47:26.573-08:00

yes, I'm afraid it's true. I am back in the blogosphere. I killed groeg in may and he's resting in peace(es). We no longer talk. Christmas cards are not sent. In fact, I think he's shitting about me to mutual acquaintances, but I can't prove anything. In the meantime I've stumbled into love and in the zenith of summer met the person that I actually WANT to spend the rest of my life with. I

M@noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19914324.post-1134709754402029252005-12-15T21:08:00.000-08:002005-12-15T21:09:14.410-08:00

....don't expect anything spectacular

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